dankmemeuniversity:

teenagerposts:

“Popping bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right gettin slizzard”

9 year old me:

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aunclesquishy:

hushpupper:

anyone remember that american idol bonus scene on the shrek 2 dvd

it wasnt just a scene, it was a whole game, and one of the endings u could get was simon cowell making himself the winner

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transboyscout:

so last night when i was trying to sleep y’know it was dark and quiet and my eyes were closed but then i suddenly started laughing because i remembered this gif

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onlinecounsellingcollege:

“A flower does not think of competing to the flower next to it. It just blooms.”

— Zen Shin Talks

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beevean:

snorlaxatives:

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

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chekhov:

Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/

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